“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.”-Abraham Lincoln
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"-Eleanor Roosevelt
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present mind."-Buddha
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh.It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person."-Audrey Hepburn
Brendon: this one is for westboro baptist church who can go fuck themselves
Brendon: *sings girls/girls/boys*
Brendon: and love is not a choice *points at the protesters* and don't you forget it!!
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance